i have severe rosacea and i think the chorine from the pool made the redness worse. not to mention all the alcohol, which triggers it. :(
also, i forgot my wallet, so when i went to pick it up (sober), his dad goes “you look different dressed!” and we all had a good laugh and i wanted to turn into a puddle and glide away forever.
when we were skinny dipping, i didn’t want to pee in the pool (i didn’t want to be rude? it made drunk sense) so i got out to pee inside, and two things happened:
1) i slipped on the floor in the kitchen, and totally fell, but managed to not drop the vodka bottle (which i took from the pool, to the bathroom) and that’s impressive
2) his dad (lol didn’t know he lived with his family) walked in on me trying to wipe off my eyeliner while completely naked. and by walk in, i mean i forgot to shut the bathroom door. i was too drunk to care so i just “whoopsy!” and closed the door.
ugh so much pain
holy hangover. also, i went skinny dipping with my friend, and the kid i hadn’t seen since high school, and quite literally, no fucks were given.
nap time with the chubby hubby
i took a really awesome nap so that i can go out and grab some drinks with a few friends (one of whom I haven’t seen since high school) and i’m stoked.
i’m gonna look cute as heck.
This is the best fucking thing
the only kind of nudes I will accept
I was preparing to be really bored and disinterested and then things happened.
- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
Oh dear god what have I done…
Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror
That was fun
oH MY GOD
i’m gonna throw this on my playlist that i put on in the car and just wait for it to come on shuffle one day and wait for the looks of sheer hatred to come over everyone’s face.