i have this awesome pseudo-mom and she’s super lovely and for Easter she got me a big basket of my favorite jelly beans and stuffs as also chillow!
Clearly this is the best Ron Perlman doppelgänger.
Stop lurking behind your Jimi Hendrix font. (x)
she hugged me! in real life! it was wonderful!
Anonymous asked: You are seriously one beautiful women. Whomever calls you their queen is one lucky person.
this made my day, until i realized he doesn’t refer to me as his queen, which i’m now realizing is ridiculous.
Anonymous asked: Is it cool if I submit dick pics?
only if it’s pictures of men named dick
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Why did I never think to do this?!
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead