i have this awesome pseudo-mom and she’s super lovely and for Easter she got me a big basket of my favorite jelly beans and stuffs as also chillow!


(Source: mrmortymortician)


(Source: dead-moon-california)


banxx:

huffingtonpost:

Clearly this is the best Ron Perlman doppelgänger. 

It’s Ron…Purrman

banxx:

huffingtonpost:

Clearly this is the best Ron Perlman doppelgänger

It’s Ron…Purrman


ladyleigh89:

Stop lurking behind your Jimi Hendrix font. (x)

she hugged me! in real life! it was wonderful!


(Source: a-dreamaway)


Anonymous asked: You are seriously one beautiful women. Whomever calls you their queen is one lucky person.

this made my day, until i realized he doesn’t refer to me as his queen, which i’m now realizing is ridiculous.


Anonymous asked: Is it cool if I submit dick pics?

only if it’s pictures of men named dick


simple-existence:

lifehackable:

Make life a little easier here

Why did I never think to do this?!

simple-existence:

lifehackable:

Make life a little easier here

Why did I never think to do this?!


lifehackable:

More Clothes Hacks Here

lifehackable:

More Clothes Hacks Here


lifehackable:

More Alcohol Hacks Here

lifehackable:

More Alcohol Hacks Here


ridge:

omg

ridge:

omg


ik-zie-u-graag:


I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!


jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball


suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)


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