i’m so tired and grumpy it ain’t even funny


When someone attacks you early game just because you’re open

mtg-talk:


i’m on the bus home and this fucking guy taps me on the shoulder, so i take out my headphones and he goes “what’re you listening to?”

not you, you stupid fuck. hence the goddamn headphones.

instead i said “nothing.” and put my headphones back in.


thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

(Source: glowwire)


Bird trifflin’ basically, kill an everyday workin’ man and all. I mean, don’t get it twisted, I do some dirt, too, but I ain’t never put my gun on nobody who wasn’t in the game.

(Source: bodiebroadus)


Please Read!

ophelianecro13:

So I just joined gofundme.com and I am really looking for help. I worked at my old salon for almost four years and they closed down, beyond any of our control. I was unemployed for a little over three months and my bank account is so empty. I am in real need of supplies. This is booth rental and I…

you guys, this lady has been the very best, and the most hardworking, hairstylist i have ever had!

the new salon she’s in is the perfect fit for her, and i can’t wait to watch her be successful. so help a lady out!!


fuckoffchrisevans:

onnaollie:

I hope that’s a Bible verse on his chest cos I’m in need of the Lord’s guidance right now. 

"When you lose touch with inner stillness, you lose touch with yourself. When you lose touch with yourself, you lose yourself in the world."

(Source: alphalewolf)


yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.


walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner


(Source: catleecious)


au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

All I can think of when I look at the last one is


Anonymous said: What's it like working in a bank in another store? Have you ever had a robbery? What are the codes to the vault? ;)

it’s pretty alright. we’re open seven days a week, and while most banks close at 4/5pm, we don’t close until 7.

no robberies, but i assume that’s because we’re an in-store branch which means double the cameras and quadruple the people.

but! the people watching aspect of my is awesome, plus i get to network like a crazy person at work because we’re in such a business centric area.


forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

davelisters-dad69 third image!!!!! do you see it!!!!!!

(Source: patrickkingart)


Anonymous said: Keep smiling! You've got a lot going for you and a good head on those shoulders. Whenever you're down, remember just how god damn awesome you are. Things get scary, times get rough, but in the end you got this. YOU GOT THIS!

idk what i posted to illicit this, but i’m good and don’t need encouragement but thanks


Anonymous said: 1) Bra size 2) Color of your panties 3) Favorite position

1) L
2) O
3) L


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