mary's a jerk - a sexy, sensual, creepy, sexy jerk

23. f. ny. dtf. jk.

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theomegalomaniac:

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

THIS POST DESERVES MY REBLOG

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turnand-smile:

iliveforaliving:

If you don’t find Miles Better sexy as fuck, you’re wrong.

Oh damn

aubbsj:

Awesome

collegehumor:

Russell Brand Mocks MSNBC on MSNBC

It’s not really news, innit?

wardrobeboggarts:

ain’t we just? a firefly mix, with one song for each member of the crew plus a couple extra

listen

intro: the outsiders, needtobreathe I wanderlust, flogging molly (acoustic) I mal: heart in a cage, chris thile I zoe: o’ be joyful, shovels & rope I shepherd: vagabond, beirut I wash: your rocky spine, great lake swimmers I river: devil’s spoke, laura marling I jayne: the old black rum, great big sea I simon: somewhere in the between, streetlight manifesto (acoustic) I inara: love love love, of monsters and men I kaylee: here comes the sun, the beatles  I zoe/wash: wagon wheel, old crow medicine show I outro: this is why we fight, the decemberists

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johnnycheeseburger:

me

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Yes! I've followed you for about 2 years now haha 

oh lawd. that’s an awfully long time. how’d you find me?

one day when i have the words to articulate how accurate this is, i will write and write and write.

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"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes." 

Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via saintgermain-xo)

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"I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built from years of proving that I was worthy of unworthy people’s attention threatens to split us like a gene." 

Joshua Bennett - Plankton  (via justbjoe)

i would be friends with them so hard.

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