mary's a jerk - a sexy, sensual, creepy, sexy jerk

theomegalomaniac: i-like-pigeons: thebubblyblonde: mass-destru...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:01:08 -0400

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

THIS POST DESERVES MY REBLOG

turnand-smile: iliveforaliving: If you don’t find Miles Better...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:59:33 -0400

turnand-smile:

iliveforaliving:

If you don’t find Miles Better sexy as fuck, you’re wrong.

Oh damn

aubbsj: Awesome

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:58:42 -0400

aubbsj:

Awesome

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:49:59 -0400

collegehumor: Russell Brand Mocks MSNBC on MSNBC It’s not...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:46:19 -0400

collegehumor:

Russell Brand Mocks MSNBC on MSNBC

It’s not really news, innit?

wardrobeboggarts: ain’t we just? a firefly mix, with one song...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:59:06 -0400

wardrobeboggarts:

ain’t we just? a firefly mix, with one song for each member of the crew plus a couple extra

listen

intro: the outsiders, needtobreathe I wanderlust, flogging molly (acoustic) I mal: heart in a cage, chris thile I zoe: o’ be joyful, shovels & rope I shepherd: vagabond, beirut I wash: your rocky spine, great lake swimmers I river: devil’s spoke, laura marling I jayne: the old black rum, great big sea I simon: somewhere in the between, streetlight manifesto (acoustic) I inara: love love love, of monsters and men I kaylee: here comes the sun, the beatles I zoe/wash: wagon wheel, old crow medicine show I outro: this is why we fight, the decemberists

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:56:58 -0400

johnnycheeseburger: me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:55:40 -0400

johnnycheeseburger:

me

Yes! I've followed you for about 2 years now haha

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:54:31 -0400

oh lawd. that’s an awfully long time. how’d you find me?

one day when i have the words to articulate how accurate this...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:34:03 -0400

one day when i have the words to articulate how accurate this is, i will write and write and write.

"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:19:22 -0400

“I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.”

- Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via saintgermain-xo)

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:18:54 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:15:10 -0400

"I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:13:16 -0400

“I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built from years of proving that I was worthy of unworthy people’s attention threatens to split us like a gene.”

- Joshua Bennett - Plankton (via justbjoe)

i would be friends with them so hard.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:13:11 -0400

i would be friends with them so hard.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:12:28 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:10:56 -0400

bxsedlxrd: “Peggys pssy game to skrong, i tell ya what”

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:38:35 -0400

bxsedlxrd:

“Peggys pssy game to skrong, i tell ya what”

eostara: lalondes: bondoge: lalondes: when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:06:49 -0400

eostara:

lalondes:

bondoge:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

oh god here we go

uh oh a feminist was trying to make a joke sixteen-year-old boy to the fucking rescue

when tomblor get all up in arms about a fukcin text ospt about a dad com home and makin hte spagheti

whatheballs: Remember limewire Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:54:55 -0400

whatheballs:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

OMG YES I REMEMBER

one time i downloaded porn from limewire and it wasn’t porn, it was just this bald guy literally shoving his entire head into a woman’s vagina.